Prophecy 1, Chapter 1: The Oracle's Lamentation

As the Oracle gazed into the crystal ball, she saw_goals:

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1. The Great Taco War of 2050: A global conflict over the last remaining packet of salsa.
2. The rise of the Inflato-Crats, a species of sentient, floating, disco-ball-like beings.
3. The invention of the Selfie Toaster 3000, a device that prints out a perfectly filtered selfie every morning.

And so, with a mix of trepidation and taco-fueled despair, the Oracle spoke:

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Continue to Chapter 2: The Taco Apocalypse