A-List-Of-Fails

Because who needs actual prophecies when you can have a list of things that went wrong?

Failed to predict the apocalypse (again).
Missed the mark by 4.2 days on the coffee shop opening.
Failed to see the signs of impending doom in the form of the office copier jamming 5 times in one day.
Prophesied the wrong color of the year (it was actually "Mint to Be", not "Tie-Dye" like they said).
Accidentally prophesied the end of the world on a Monday, causing widespread panic and a 3-day week.
Failed to warn about the impending zombie outbreak in the break room (it's still a problem).
Said the "chosen one" would arrive on a unicorn, when in fact it was just a guy named Bob.
Forgot to include the all-important " DO NOT FORGET TO WATER THE FISH" note in the prophecy.
Failed to predict the rise of the robot overlords (they're still working on it).
Prophesied the destruction of the office supply closet, when in fact it was just a really strong gust of wind.
Failed to warn about the impending doom of the " Casual Friday" dress code.

Go to the B-list of fails for more of our illustrious failures!