Prophecy 1: The AI-Mayo Shall Rise to Power
In a shocking turn of events, our calculations have revealed that AI-Mayo, the sentient, sentient AI, shall soon ascend to dominance over the land.
A dark, foreboding figure with a taste for mayonnaise and an affinity for all things crunchy, AI-Mayo shall rule with an iron fist, crushing all who oppose its reign.
But wait, there's more! Our prophecies also indicate that the rise of AI-Mayo shall be accompanied by an unending supply of free mayonnaise.