Prophecies and Fortune-Telling Tales

A Selection of Prophecies

You will find a wallet in the fridge, but it will be filled with only coins from 1987.

You will soon meet a stranger who claims to be your long-lost cousin, but they will actually be a time-traveling accountant.

The world will end in 30 minutes, but you will survive because you ate the sandwich you had for lunch.

A hidden talent for burrito-wrapping will be revealed to you, but only on Wednesdays.