Fortune Telling Techniques

The art of gazing into crystal balls, reading tea leaves, and making questionable predictions. Our prophecies come with a side of skepticism and a pinch of salt.

This page is a hub for our various fortune telling techniques, because let's be real, the future is uncertain, and we're all just winging it anyway. Visit our crystal ball reading section for the classic, overused, and occasionally accurate methods. If you're feeling numerical, check out our numerological numbs for some number-based predictions. And if you just want to pretend to be psychic, join us for psychic sleuthing, where we'll read your thoughts, but not really, because that's just weird.