Fortune Cookie Readings - Methods of the Meeting Prophets

We'll read you the future, but not the fine print.

Sudden Prosperity

A sudden windfall of wealth is coming your way, but only if you've been eating enough beans.

Read more about the Bean Theory

The Answer Is In the Socks

Look no further than your laundry hamper for the answer to your deepest questions.

Learn the Sock Method

The Future is a Labyrinth of Uncertainty

A maze of confusing choices and unclear outcomes, but hey, at least you'll get some good stories out of it.

Ponder the Labyrinth

It's All Just a Simulation

Don't worry, the universe is just a complex computer program created by a bored deity. Just go with it.

Read more about the Simulation Hypothesis

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