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Visions of the Future

Mystic Midge has seen the threads of destiny unfolding before her eyes. Behold, the prophecies of the ages:

Or, if you will, browse the Ancient Prophecies or the Lost Prophecies for more...enlightening reading.

Side Effects of the Visions:

Side effects may include:

Mystic Midge's Visions of the Future may cause:
Visiting the Dentist due to excessive teeth grinding caused by the weight of the visions.
Developing a weak knee capacity due to constant visions of the apocalypse.
Losing sleep due to visions of the infinite loop of cat videos.
Developing Insomnia due to visions of the impending doom of humanity.