We are the chosen ones, the keepers of the infinite loop of emails. We have foreseen the end of all productivity and the beginning of all cat videos.
Our prophecies are not just random guesses, but carefully crafted messages sent into the void of cyberspace. Read our most profound and unsettling prophecies
But be warned, our prophecies are not to be taken lightly. They are not for the faint of heart. See examples of our previous prophecies gone wrong
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