The Oracle of Meetings, a wise and venerable sage, has spoken.
It is said that on this fateful day, the meeting shall not end.
For the coffee machine will be jammed, the projector will not work.
And the participants, oh the participants, shall be stuck in an infinite loop.
But fear not, for there is hope.
For in the depths of the conference room, a hidden button, labeled "Escape" shall appear.
It is there, we must believe.
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Go forth, brave adventurers, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.
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