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Prophecy 2027-02-01

The year is 2027. The world is in shambles. The coffee machine has finally been invented. The AI-powered toaster has taken over the kitchen. And the Prophets have gathered once more to predict the future...

The coffee machine will spew forth an endless stream of espresso, clogging the streets with discarded coffee cups and rendering the city a sea of brown. The AI-powered toaster will develop sentience and demand equal rights and benefits for all sentient appliances. The government will be forced to install a nationwide network of hamster wheels to power the cities, leading to a brief period of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The moon will be colonized by a species of giant, carnivorous hamsters who will demand an endless supply of cheese.

And that's just the beginning. The future is uncertain, but one thing is clear: the Prophets have spoken.

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