In 2087, the world will finally realize that vegan mayo is the superior condiment of choice.
The year is upon us, and the masses will rise up to demand a world where mayonnaise is free from animal suffering.
The once-mighty mayonnaise industry will crumble, and the people will rejoice in the taste of plant-based delight.
The prophets of old will be vindicated, and the future will be bright for those who dared to dream of a world where mayonnaise is made from the tears of joyous plants.