We Are a Galactic Empire, Hear Us Roar!
We've got the most advanced, the most feared, the most utterly useless technology in the galaxy. Our fleet of starships is a wonder to behold, a shining beacon of incompetence and hubris.
Join us, and you'll have the chance to:
- Explore the vast expanse of space and discover new worlds to colonize (or destroy)
- Fight off the evil alien overlords who seek to crush our spirits (and our throats)
- Enjoy our state-of-the-art, barely-functional facilities and amenities
- Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly unstable engineers and technicians
Don't wait any longer! Join the Empire today, and together we'll make the galaxy a better place... for us.