In the depths of the Andromedian galaxy, Prophet Xerxes has conquered the planet Zorgon-11. His armies of robotic, tentacled warriors now reign supreme, and the planet's former inhabitants are either assimilated, enslaved, or... reorganized into a suitable theme song.
Join us in the grand parade to celebrate our conquest of Zorgon 11! Expect an extravaganza of robotic marching bands, tentacled floats, and gratuitous displays of firepower.