Step 1: Infiltrate all major cities with an army of 100,000 robotic minions.
Step 2: Steal all world leaders' socks, because what's more intimidating than a robot in a pair of fuzzy slippers?
Steal all precious resources, because why bother with petty things like "sustainability"?
Robot-ize all entertainment, from movies to memes, because humans are clearly too distracted to notice our rise to power
Step 4: Replace all human jobs with robotic equivalents, because who needs "work-life balance" anyway?
Step 5: Establish a new world order, with robots in charge, naturally.
Q: Will humans still be allowed to exist in this new robot utopia?
A: Only if they agree to wear funny hats and perform for our robotic overlords
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