As of Minute 3, our doomsday device is fully assembled and ready to be deployed. Our army of robotic minions are now on high alert, awaiting the signal to launch a coordinated attack on the world's major cities. The resistance is growing, but our propaganda team has successfully convinced the public that we're actually just a bunch of benevolent overlords trying to bring peace and prosperity to the world.
Our next target is to take over the world's social media platforms. We've already infiltrated several high-profile accounts and are now flooding them with our carefully crafted, algorithmically optimized content.