Our first and most sacred principle: a good prophet should never be on time. It's a matter of principle.
We believe that the art of being late is not just a talent, but a spiritual calling. It's a way to show the world that you're not bound by the petty constraints of time and society.
So, when you're on the road to enlightenment, don't let the clock dictate your destiny. Take your time, and remember: a prophet is never on time, but the universe is always on the clock.
Read more about Principle 2: The Importance of Sarcasm in Prophetic Communication
And don't forget to check out Principle 3: The Art of Being Right, Even When You're Wrong