PROPHETIC PROTOCOL 5, PHASE 2: SOCK OVERLORDS
By order of the Prophets, the Sock Overlords have been appointed to oversee the distribution of socks within the realm.
A select group of individuals have been chosen for their unparalleled ability to match any sock to any occasion. Their wisdom and discernment will ensure that the correct footwear is worn in every situation, from formal events to casual strolls.
These Sock Overlords are feared and respected throughout the land, and their word is law. Do not question their decisions, lest you face the wrath of the Prophets' wrath.
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