As a Prophet of the highest order, it's your duty to gaze into the void of the unknown and emerge with something vaguely plausible. Welcome to Protocol 9, where the art of making things worse is taken very seriously.
Below, you'll find the sacred texts of our most esteemed prophets. Browse with caution, as the contents may cause irreparable damage to your sense of reality.
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