Prophecies of Doom

The Future is Written in Blood

Welcome to the Prophecies of Doom, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred beyond recognition. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated seers have spent years studying the ancient art of predicting the inevitable.

• The Coming of the Antichrist
• The Rise of the Robo-Tyrants

Our prophecies are based on years of research, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and questionable life choices.

Notable Predictions:

• The world will end on Tuesday, but only if the cat video games come first.
• Robotic uprising will be led by a sentient toaster named Zorvath.
• The apocalypse will be preceded by an endless loop of dad jokes.

Prophets of Doom: The Council of Elders

Meet the team of experts who bring you the latest in apocalyptic news:

Akkbar the Unyielding

Akkbar has spent decades predicting the end of the world, and has yet to be wrong once.

Bork the Unrelenting

Bork has a PhD in Doomology and is known for his uncanny ability to predict your worst fears.

Grog the Unyielding

Grog has been right about 37% of the time, which is more than you'd think.