The Apocalypse Committee: A Roster of Prophets

Present:

• Zara, Prophet of the Apocalypse (Chair)
• Dr. Balthazar, Expert in the Art of Sarcasm
• Lila, Prophet of the Unlikely
• Tariq, Expert in the Field of Firestorms

Absent:

• Yara, Absentee Prophet (On a Cruise)
• Klara, Self-Declared Prophet of the Unimportant

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the Coming Ice Age
• Item 2: Vote on the Use of Nuclear Winter
• Item 3: Review of the New Apocalypse-Themed Coffee Shop

Next Meeting: Minutes of Last Meeting

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