Decree 123: Notes from the Committee of the Apocalypse

Meeting Notes - 23rd Cycle of the Apocalypse

Attendees: Prophet Xylonius Maximus, Prophetina Minimus, Prophet Zara, and the AI-powered Prophet-Bot 9000.

Objective: To discuss the feasibility of implementing a new, more efficient system for the Apocalypse.

Key points:

Proposed system: "Apocalypse 2.0" - a more streamlined, AI-driven approach to global destruction.
Concerns raised by Prophet Xylonius: "But will it be as aesthetically pleasing as the current system?"
Counterpoint by Prophetina Minimus: "Aesthetics are for the weak-minded. What about the practicality?"
Proposed compromise: Implementing a hybrid system, with AI-driven destruction and human-curated flair.

Decree 123: "The Committee of the Apocalypse hereby decrees the implementation of Apocalypse 2.0, with a dash of human whimsy."

Next meeting: 1st Cycle, next week, same time, same place. Don't be late, or face the consequences.