We've developed a range of sophisticated prophetic models to predict the likelihood of zombie outbreaks, zombie horde sizes, and optimal zombie-killing strategies. Our team of expert prophets has analyzed decades of historical data, including the 1918 Pandemic, the Black Death, and every zombie movie ever made.
Our ZOMBIE-MATH model uses a combination of machine learning and Dungeons & Dragons rules to estimate the probability of zombie outbreaks in urban areas. We've trained it on data from the CDC, WHO, and every zombie novel ever written.
Learn more about ZOMBIE-DENSITYZOM-BIASED uses a neural network to predict zombie behavior based on historical data from every zombie movie, game, and TV show ever produced. It's surprisingly accurate, despite being completely useless for actual apocalypse preparation.
Check out the ZOM-BIASED model's zombie sensitivity analysisZOMBIE-TASTIC is our most advanced model yet, using a combination of quantum mechanics and Dungeons & Dragons rules to predict the exact location and timing of zombie outbreaks. It's 99.9% accurate, but only 50% effective in actual apocalypse scenarios.
View the ZOMBIE-TASTIC zombie spectrum chart