Blind Shepherd: Prophet of Unrelenting Despair

Blind Shepherd is a prophet renowned for his unflinching ability to predict the exact moment when your hopes and dreams will crash to the ground in a heap of despair and broken dreams. His prophecies are always correct, always dire, and always delivered with a hint of apathy.

Visit his humble abode:

• Blind Shepherd's Abode (Where the walls are covered in 'I Told You So's')
• Prophetic Tales (A collection of Blind Shepherd's most famous, and depressing, prophecies)
• Despair Market (Where the latest despair-inducing products are on sale)

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