Welcome, seeker of forbidden knowledge! We're a secretive organization of prophets with a penchant for the dramatic and the absurd.
We're not just any prophets, mind you. We're the Notorious Prophets. Our motto? "Expect the unexpected, unless you can predict it, in which case, you're not very good at this."
Our clan is a hotbed of intrigue, deception, and occasional truth-telling. We have a strict no-talking policy, but that's just a cover for our true purpose: to predict the apocalypse.
Want to join us? Apply for Membership or Participate in our Secret Handshake Procedure