Step 2: Embracing the Infinite Nothingness

Now that we've acknowledged the void within, it's time to invite the void into our lives.

Exercise: The Void Hug

  1. Stand in front of a mirror, arms outstretched.
  2. Imagine the void as a warm, embracing presence.
  3. Sing 'Daddy Warbucks' to the void. Repeat for 30 minutes.

Next: Step Three: The Void's Gentle Critique

Side effects may include: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and/or spontaneous combustion of your aunt.