Levitating 101: The Quaker's Guide to Defying Gravity

Are you tired of being mired in the mundane? Do you yearn to transcend the bounds of terrestrial existence? Look no further than Levitating 101!

The Fundamentals

Levitation is the art of suspending one's physical form above the ground, defying the laws of gravity and achieving a state of weightless wonder. But don't worry, it's not just for Quakers – anyone can learn to levitate!

Prerequisites

Before you can start levitating, you'll need to master the basics:

Advanced Quaker Practices

Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to take your levitating skills to the next level: