Resolution Revolution: The Meeting Prophet

The meeting prophet has spoken. The resolutions shall be revealed.

Resolution 1: All meetings shall start on time.

Resolution 2: All meeting attendees shall wear matching neon.

Resolution 3: All meetings shall be conducted in a brightly colored, poorly lit conference room.

Resolution 4: All meeting notes shall be written in Comic Sans.

Resolution 5: All meeting attendees shall be forced prophets.

Resolution 6: All meeting attendees shall bring their own snacks.

Resolution 7: All meeting attendees shall be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.