Resolution 1: All meetings shall start on time.
Resolution 2: All meeting attendees shall wear matching neon.
Resolution 3: All meetings shall be conducted in a brightly colored, poorly lit conference room.
Resolution 4: All meeting notes shall be written in Comic Sans.
Resolution 5: All meeting attendees shall be forced prophets.
Resolution 6: All meeting attendees shall bring their own snacks.
Resolution 7: All meeting attendees shall be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.