Meeting Alpha: Attendee Theta's Notes

Meeting Objectives:

• Establish a plan for intergalactic domination.
• Discuss the merits of pineapple pizza.
• Determine the best way to harness the power of the ancient Sumerian gods.

Key Points:

• Theta believes we should start with a solid plan for world conquest, item 3 is a given.
• Pineapple on pizza is a sin.
• Theta's Sumerian god harness plan involves building a giant hamster wheel.

Action Items:

• Assign Task Alpha-1 to Research Sumerian God-Harnessing Techniques.
• Schedule Meeting Beta to discuss the ethics of pineapple pizza.
• Deploy Task Gamma to establish a global network of hamster wheels.

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