9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "The Coming of the Great and Powerful" - A discussion of the impending apocalypse.
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Prophetic Provisions" - A presentation on the best ways to stock up on doomsday snacks.
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Art of Effective Apocalypse Survival" - Tips and tricks for making it through the coming catastrophe.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break - Please Bring Your Own Canned Goods"
Don't forget to bring your favorite doomsday survival gear to the meeting!
Please wear your best "I'm a Prophet of the Apocalypse" t-shirt to show your team spirit!
Prophet's Pizza - 20% off all orders of "End-of-the-World" pizzas!