At 9:00 AM sharp, we shall convene to discuss the impending doom of the world.
Refreshments will be provided, but be warned: they will be of the bitter, prophetic variety.
At 2:00 PM, we shall pass judgment on those who have not completed their assigned readings.
Failure to comply will result in eternal damnation.
Join us as we reveal the secrets of the universe, one revelation at a time.
But be warned: these revelations will come with a price, and it will not be cheap.