The Apocalypst

Scheduled meeting with prophets of doom.

Join us to discuss the finer points of bunker architecture and apocalypse investing strategies.

Agenda:

• 6:00 PM - Welcome and opening remarks by our fearless leader, Balthazar McFirestorm
• 6:30 PM - "The Art of Building an Apocalypse-Proof Bunker: Tips and Tricks" by renowned expert, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• 7:15 PM - "Investing in Post-Apocalyptic Real Estate: A Guide to Finding the Perfect Plot for Your Post-Scarcity Lifestyle" by local expert, Agnes P. Doom

Refreshments will be provided, but only if you bring your own toilet paper.

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