Meeting Prophets Agenda

Today's Scheduled Meetings

• 11:00 AM - Oracle of the Socks Meeting

  Discussing the impending arrival of the Sock Goblins and how to deal with their pesky demands for more matching socks.

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• 12:30 PM - Prophet of the Pencils Meeting

  Exploring the mystical properties of No. 2 pencils and their role in the prophecy of the Perfect Pencil-to-Sharpness ratio.

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• 2:15 PM - Seer of the Stapler Meeting

  Delving into the ancient art of stapling and its connection to the cosmic balance of paperclip-to-staple ratios.

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• Upcoming Meetings

• Tomorrow at 9:00 AM - The Great Coffee Prophets Summit

  Join us as we convene to discuss the sacred ritual of coffee brewing and its impact on the global supply chain.

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• Next Thursday at 11:00 AM - The Prophet of the Paperclip Meeting

  A meeting about the intricate world of paperclip hierarchies and their connection to the fabric of spacetime.

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