The Prophet of the Pencils is looking for someone to take notes during their next meeting of the Pencil Council.
If you're interested in this prestigious position, send your resume and a cover letter to apply.
Don't forget to include your favorite pencil-related joke in your cover letter. The Prophet loves a good joke.
The Secretary of the Pencils is a highly experienced and highly caffeinated individual with a strong background in note-taking and pencil-related matters.