Welcome, future masters of the stapler! In this course, we'll cover the basics of stapler hacking, including how to properly staple a document, avoid staple-related injuries, and steal office supplies without getting caught.
Continue to Part 1: The Fundamentals of Stapler Hacking Part 2: Advanced Stapler Techniques Part 3: The Dark Arts of Stapler SabotageDisclaimer: The Prophets of the Meeting are not responsible for any stapler-related injuries or office supply mishaps. Proceed at your own risk.
Remember, a good stapler hacker always keeps a stash of spare staples in their desk drawer.