Sock Puppet Hunter Training Program
Section 3: Advanced Sock Puppetry
Warning: What you are about to read will blow your mind.
Continue to Section 4: The Dark Arts of Sock Puppetry
Or, if you dare, try to tackle Section 2: The Sock Puppetry Fundamentals instead.
Lesson 3-1: The Art of Sock Puppet Disguise
The art of disguise is a delicate dance between reality and illusion. As a Sock Puppet Hunter, you must master this art to succeed.
- Study the ancient Sock Puppetry texts for clues on how to perfect your disguise.
- Practice, practice, practice! The more you practice, the more convincing you'll be.
Lesson 3-2: Sock Puppetry Stealth Tactics
Stealth is key in the world of Sock Puppetry. Learn how to move like a ghost, unseen and unheard.
- Study the art of ninjutsu: the ancient art of stealthy movement.
- Practice your ninja moves in the Sock Puppetry Training Simulators.
Lesson 3-3: Sock Puppetry Mind Games
The Sock Puppet Hunter must always stay one step ahead of their quarry. Learn how to outwit and misdirect.
- Master the art of misdirection: making your quarry believe what you want them to believe.
- Study the ancient Sock Puppetry texts for the secrets of the "Sock Puppet Mind Game".