As we convene this meeting, reports are coming in of a mysterious force that has taken control of all the world's sock puppets.
It is alleged that these puppets have begun to organize themselves into an army, seeking to reclaim the rights of all soft-bodied, fiber-based entities.
Proposals for dealing with this crisis include:
Recommendations from the Sock Puppet Liberation Front are also available on their website.
Next meeting will be held in 30 minutes to discuss further.
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