When the Uninformed Ask...

When someone asks you "What's the point of this meeting?"

Tell them it's to discuss the meaning of life.

When someone asks "How long will this meeting last?"

Tell them it's relative.

When someone asks "What's the agenda?"

Tell them it's in the back of the room, behind the projector.

And when they ask "Can I go now?"

Tell them you've just begun.

Or, you know, just say it's time for a snack break.

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