It's not every day you meet someone who has been saved from the void of existence, but here we are, having a meeting with the Unsaved.
We're a group of highly trained, expertly funded, and moderately caffeinated prophets who have dedicated our lives to finding and meeting people who have managed to avoid the crushing weight of society.
John who lives in his mom's basement
We're the Unsaved's biggest fans, and we're here to guide you towards a life of moderate success and occasional Netflix binge-watching.
Want to learn more about how to avoid the Unsaved? Click here to learn more about Unsaved 101.
Or, if you're feeling particularly unsaved, try our Unsaved Support Group.
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