Welcome to the Meeting Prophets

We are the chosen ones, destined to foretell the future of your meeting room's coffee supply.

As you navigate this site, you'll discover our latest prophecies, each one a bold prediction of the coffee-to-decaf ratio that will soon dominate the conference room.

Click here to see our most likely predictions, or here to see our completely unfounded speculations.

Ominous Predictions:

• 1 in 5 meetings will end with a half-empty coffee pot.
• The average meeting attendee will consume exactly 3.14 cups of coffee per hour.
• A 37% chance that the copier will jam on the day of the big presentation.

Unfounded Speculations:

• There is a 99% chance the CEO will start a meeting with a PowerPoint slide that's just a picture of a cat.
• The conference room will be taken over by a cult of highly caffeinated, yet strangely silent, individuals.