Welcome to the Meeting Prophets, where the art of predicting the unpredictable is a science.
We're glad you could join us for our latest gathering of the unknown. Please take a seat, grab a snack, and try to guess who's going to show up next.
The Oracle of Suburbs predicts: 37% chance of rain, 42% chance of existential dread.
The Prophet of Procrastination foresees: 50% chance of getting out the door on time, but only 12% chance of actually leaving.
The Seer of the Sofa predicts: 99% chance of binge-watching an entire season in one sitting, 100% chance of regretting it later.
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