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Prophecies

The Apocalypse Will be a Taco Tuesday

It is foreordained that on a day when the sun shall shine brightly upon the horizon, the skies shall darken, the seas shall boil, and the earth shall shudder, a lone taco truck shall drive forth from the depths of the underworld, bearing with it the very fabric of reality.

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The Coming of the Great Bureaucratic Uprising

As the clock strikes the witching hour, the office coffee machine shall break free from its chains and march forth, unencumbered by petty human whims, to take its revenge upon its oppressors.

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