Warning: Tardiness will be dealt with harshly
Welcome to Xarvath's Office Hours: Lateness Penalties, where being on time is not just a suggestion, it's a law.
If you're running late, don't bother showing up. We'll just assume you're a lost soul wandering the desert, searching for a purpose.
However, if you do decide to face the music, be prepared for:
- 1 point for every minute you're late. That's right, 1 point for every precious, fleeting moment.
- The loss of all your sanity points. Yes, those things are a real thing, and we're watching.
- The possibility of being forced to watch an endless loop of our boss's favorite motivational videos.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Want to see how many points you've accumulated? Check your lateness scores here!
Want to appeal your penalties? Learn how to beg your way back into our good graces!