Office Hours with Zorvath

Welcome to my office hours on Tuesday afternoons. I'm Zorvath, Prophet of the Inconsequential.

Today's agenda includes:

• Discussing the meaning of life with a confused intern
• Debating the merits of pineapple pizza topping
• Plotting world domination (just kidding, I just want to reorganize the supply closet)
• Responding to emails from the Illuminati (just kidding, I'm not actually in the Illuminati)

Join us for a secret session on the true nature of power!

Next Tuesday: same time, same place, but possibly different outfit. Maybe.

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