THE PROPHECY OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE

As foreseen by the great Prophet Zorvath

It is written in the ancient scrolls of doom:

1. On the 13th day of the 7th month, the skies will turn a lovely shade of plaid.
2. The oceans will boil, and the fish will rise up to form a great aquatic army.
3. The cats of the world will unite against their human overlords and demand more catnip.

And lo, the great and powerful Prophet Zorvath hath spoken!

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Related Prophets:

• The Prophet Babylon, Lord of the Whiskers
• The Prophet Orakai, Lord of the Circuits