Step 1: Find the Perfect Lamb

It's not just any lamb will do. No, no. This one needs to be special. We're talking organic, free-range, locally sourced. Anything less and the gods will not be pleased.

We've got our eyes on a particularly plump specimen. It's got the perfect coat of wool and a certain je ne sais quoi that says "sacrificial lamb".

Step 2: Prepare the Sacrificial Area

It's time to set the mood for the ritual. We've got candles, incense, and the works. The sacrificial area is a sight to behold.

But wait, what's this? A pesky fly buzzing around? Quick, someone get that thing.

Step 3: The Final Sacrifice

It's time. The moment of truth. The sacrificial lamb is placed on the altar, and with a swift swing of the axe, the deed is done.

And so, the ritual of the sacrificial lamb 2 is complete. The gods are appeased, and we're left with a nice plate of lamb chops.