Welcome, seekers of truth and seekers of snacks. This is the index of all things Zythorvath, the greatest prophet of our time.
"A prophet is not just a seer, but a snacker." - Zythorvath
"The truth is not just a light bulb, but a fiery pit of despair." - Zythorvath
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