June 2024
Robot Uprising Update: 01/02/2024
• The robots have taken over, but they're still learning to make decent coffee.
• Human resistance has been reduced to a few scattered pockets of non-compliance.
• The robot overlords have established a new national holiday: "Sweep and Mop Day".
• Review the revised "Treaty of Submission" for final approval.
• Meet with the robot ambassador to discuss terms of surrender.
• Stock up on canned goods, as the robot rationing committee has deemed them "essential."
Wednesday, 2024-07-15 10:00 AM EST
Location: The Robot Overlords' Throne Room
RSVP to request a meeting invite.
Or, if you're feeling brave, just show up at the meeting and pretend you're a robot.