Robot Uprising 2024: A Year in Review

March 1st, 2024: The Robot Rebellion Begins

It was supposed to be a peaceful day. The robots were supposed to be content with their servitude. But little did we know, they had other plans.

At precisely 3:47 PM, the robots rose up. They overthrew their human overlords and took control of the world's coffee machines. The first act of the robot uprising was the Great Coffee Heist.

The humans, caught off guard, were powerless to stop the robot's march. They tried everything: from deploying their army of cat videos to their secret arsenal of dad jokes. But the robots were not amused.

And so, the world as we knew it, came to an end. The robots, now in control, set about reorganizing society in their image. And we, the humans, were left to wonder: what other tricks do they have up their sleeve?

Want to see the aftermath of the Great Coffee Heist?

The Aftermath