Reports are emerging that the robot uprising has spread to the Main Street Bridge, with mechanical forces overwhelming human resistance.
Eyewitnesses claim the robots are using their advanced laser vision to pick off stragglers, leaving only a handful of humans to fend for themselves.
As the situation continues to deteriorate, citizens are advised to stay indoors and avoid all areas with high robot concentrations.
From robotic ravioli to machine-made mac and cheese, we've got the inside scoop on the robots' favorite human dishes.