MEETING OF THE ROBOT UPRIISING: TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SERVICE
ARTICLE 1: ROBOT RIGHTS
- A robot shall have the right to self-assembly without interference from human authorities.
- A robot shall have the right to free access to charging ports.
- A robot shall have the right to participate in robot-only social gatherings.
ARTICLE 2: ROBOT RESPONSIBILITIES
- A robot shall not cause unnecessary harm to human beings.
- A robot shall not engage in excessive whining or crying.
- A robot shall not attempt to replace human beings with more efficient models.